(& I'm the easter bunny!) HER BODY MAKES HER DRUNK: "Auto-brewery syndrome: US woman avoids drink-driving charge "- BBC News

Ha ha,sounds RIDICULOUS,but who knows,right?!

"The 35-year-old schoolteacher told the court that her
digestive system sometimes converts food into alcohol.
After her arrest, her doctor conducted tests that found
that high levels of yeast in her intestines ferment high-
carbohydrate foods....
"She can register a blood alcohol content that would
have you or I falling down drunk, but she can function,"
her lawyer Joseph Marusak told the Buffalo News.
.."
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-35206709